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Rally MortisA Will to Drive

1975. A dead man’s will, four billion in the pot and a continent of roads between you and the urn. The deceased requests a little noise.

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The reading

Somebody has to read the will.

Cornelius Vane was the richest man in the Federation of Valmora, and he left the world the way he lived in it: loudly, and with a codicil.

His will was recorded on a gramophone record, because he did not trust anyone to read it with feeling. The family gathered in the house on the cliff. The executor lowered the needle. Four billion, it turned out, would go to the heir who drives the length of Valmora, from the Port Saffron promenade to Endmost Isle, and makes the most noise on the way.

You are Wade Kessler, Mr Vane’s driver of twelve years, who never once said anything interesting and was left the right to try. Beside you is Vee Lark, the late Mr Vane’s fiancée, who witnessed the will and so was left only the dog. She knows every clause. You know every road. Fifty-fifty.

“If you’re hearing this, I’m dead. Several of you will want proof.”Cornelius Vane, at 78 rpm

Last Will & Testament

of Cornelius Vane, deceased · recorded at 78 rpm
  1. To my eldest, Prudence, in mourning since 1958: finally, something to mourn.
  2. To my nephews, who robbed me while I lived: the audit. It is very thorough.
  3. To my staff, my thanks, which you will find in the will, next to nothing.
  4. To my fiancée, Vivienne: my dog. She witnessed this will, so she gets nothing else.
  5. To my driver, Wade, who never once said anything interesting: the right to try.
  6. Everything else, four billion, to the heir who crosses Valmora to Endmost and makes the most noise.
  7. The prize is my urn. Inside, instructions.
  8. Do make some noise. I shall be listening.
C. Vane
A brass gramophone horn catches the light
the will, on record
The executor, Ambrose Crane, holds up a silver urn
the prize, in silver

Pre-alpha trailer

Make some noise.

Gameplay captured in engine · pre-alpha buildMusic: Rally Mortis (Main Title)Contains watercolour blood

What you inherit

The estate, itemised.

A car combat game about a family, a fortune and the most expensive drive in the history of the Federation. Here is what is in the will so far.

the paper is in every frame
Clause 1

Car carnage, in watercolour

Every frame sits on cold-press paper. Rain makes the ink run, and a crash leaves a stain on the road that stays there for the rest of the race. It is the most expensive-looking way we could find to dent a sedan.

Pell never smiles on the record
Clause 2

The Noise Registry

Noise is the currency of the will. Wrecks, near misses, demolished municipal benches, a hearse doing ninety on the promenade: Mr Pell, Notary-Assessor, counts all of it from a white helicopter, and Radio Valmora reads out the Registry every evening, between the weather and the funerals. He is never impressed. He writes it down anyway.

the twins count as one rival. they disagree
Clause 3

A family that would rather see you dead

Twin nephews with one alibi between them. An eldest daughter who drives her own hearse. A cousin with forty channels of cable television, a third ex-wife, a cook with a ladle and a stepson with a great many beads. Every rival heir has a car, a temper and a reason, and every province ends with one of them in your mirrors.

it rains a lot. on purpose
Clause 4

Nine provinces, one road

The Long Spine runs the length of Valmora: seaside resorts, a flooding canal town, jungle, salt desert, a dam, a neon bay, steelworks, mountains, a frozen lake and, at the very end, Endmost Isle. The weather has opinions in all of them.

Wade, Vee and Juno Marsh stand together outside a flooded garage
Juno fixes cars. not people
Clause 5

Rescue the crew

Valmora is full of people the will forgot. A mechanic in a flooded garage, a quarry blaster, a rancher with a barn full of horses, an air-show pilot, a pirate disc jockey. Get them out alive and they ride with you, and each one changes the car, the route or the odds.

Probate the bulldog in the back seat, Vee turning round to look at him
the dog gets the best seat
Clause 6

Fifty-fifty

Wade drives. Vee reads the small print, out loud, at speed. Probate the bulldog takes the back seat and the moral high ground. Between the races the story plays out in painted panels and fully voiced scenes, with the dry wit of people who were left nothing and are taking it personally.

The heirs

Two people, one dog, no money.

Wade Kessler character sheet

Wade Kessler

The driver, 38

Drove Mr Vane for twelve years and never once said anything interesting. Left the right to try. Has driven worse roads, and will again.

Vee Lark sits on the bonnet of a car in grey overalls

Vee Lark

The witness, 27

Former model, former fiancée, current dog owner. Witnessed the will, so legally she gets nothing. Practically, she has a plan.

Probate the bulldog in a bow tie: four poses

Probate

The bulldog

Inherits nothing. Minds everything. Rides in the back, sleeps through collisions and wakes for biscuits.

The family and the firm, in order of grudge

Prudence Vane-Holloway in mourning black with a wreath
Prudence Vane-HollowayEldest daughter. Grieving professionally.
Barnaby and Bartholomew, twin rivals in tweed
Barnaby & BartholomewNephews. One alibi between them.
Contessa Lavinia in a fur coat, headscarf and cat-eye glasses
Contessa LaviniaThird ex-wife. Kept the title, the fur and the grudge.
Cousin Ferdinand in sunglasses with a microphone
Cousin FerdinandCable television. Forty channels, all of them him.
Big Tobias in dark glasses and a black suit
Big TobiasBodyguard. Still on duty, though the client is dead.
Chef Brûlé with a ladle and a stained apron
Chef Auguste BrûléThe family cook. Twenty-two years of plates sent back.
Sunny Solace in white robes and beads
Sunny SolaceStepson. Life coach. Hasn’t met yours.
Ambrose Crane, the executor, in a black suit with a white carnation
Ambrose CraneSenior partner. Never opens the umbrella.
Osgood Pell, notary, in a bowler hat with a ledger and a headset
Osgood PellNotary-Assessor. He’ll be counting.
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The road

One road. Nine provinces. No speed limit in the will.

The Long Spine highway runs from the beaches of Port Saffron to Endmost Isle. Chapter one covers the first stretch; the rest is being painted.

Painted map of the Federation of Valmora: beaches, jungle, desert, mountains, a neon city and an island at the end
A wet seafront promenade at sunset, a wreath on a bench and a car parked by the railingsPort SaffronChapter one
Lowmarsh's half-flooded wooden speedway grandstandLowmarshChapter one
An umbrella blown open on a rainy cliff road under a single street lampThe Coast RoadChapter one
Jungle canopy and mist over VerdanceVerdanceBeing painted
A wall of sand rolls across the Saltglass desert roadSaltglassBeing painted
The pine-dark cliffs of Grieve Gorge under low cloudGrieve GorgeBeing painted
Lumen Bay at night: a skyline of neon reflected in the waterLumen BayBeing painted
Chimneys and cooling towers of Cinderworks in smokeCinderworksBeing painted
The snow-capped peaks of The TeethThe TeethBeing painted
Endmost Isle on the horizon across a grey seaEndmost IsleBeing painted
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For adults, and adults only

Rally Mortis contains cartoon violence, crashes, watercolour blood, dark humour and solicitors. Everyone in it is fictional and over eighteen, including the Federation. No real brands, places or people were harmed in the making of this game.